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Eugene Kadiri
At Brockley Deli, 29/05/2016
Performing at Brockley Deli, 29 May 2016
Birth place London
Origin Mother's womb
Occupation Sudetenland and Wall Street, hopefully
Years active Enough
Instruments Rauschpfeife, pocket clarinet, musical saw, ney (owned, not necessarily played); mouth trumpet, vocals
Web links
Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/eugenekadiri
Tumblr http://eugenekadiri.tumblr.com/
Twitter https://twitter.com/eugenekadiri

"You're the type of person who likes to cut off his nose to spite his face" One of Eugene's old schoolfriends


Eugene Kadiri was born in the past, and grew up in it too. Today, he very much exists somewhere in the present, except when he's reminiscing.


'What career?' you might ask. What career indeed.

Since 2014, Eugene has performed two stand-ups at no-one's request (yet to die on stage; click the link for some proof) and compered a Brockley Deli gig night, normally hosted by Phoebe Osborne of Penniless Cove fame.

He performed three songs (as Habib) at the Brockley Deli (see profile image), as part of the 2016 Brockley Max Festival, two of which are as yet unreleased, titled “Circular reasoning” and “This is no place for lovers”.

They may well continue to be the case for the foreseeable future, as he is currently working on producing a volume of Skits'n'Giggles (please see Discography below) which has been progress for longer than he can remember now (think Chinese Democracy, if it helps). Eugene is said to be actively considering semi-retirement during such periods of inactivity.

Eugene has also been immortalised in comic strip form (Habs & Rammers), a sketch dedicated to illustrating the often flippant remarks he makes during trivial conversations.

He otherwise spends much of his time attempting to compose song cycles on various themes, many of which are aborted or are deleted (hence titles in red), hence the quality of his titling is often superior to his actual artistic output.



Teacher training

The marital arts



Skits'n'Giggles, vol.1

Mixtapes series

Music for hip-hop houseparties

Music for electrical appliances

Music for cocaine parties and concept clothes stores

Music for musos

Slow jamz for sh•gg•rs

Dissonant dances for dunderheads and demagogues

Jigs for jivers


October 2015
Cave – with Ella Jean

September 2015
The Trump Rap – with Ella Jean



Why I don't write

Habs & Rammers sketches

February 2016 – Text back

January 2016 – Star Wars: Awoken with force

Appearances / Performances

July 2015 – Lupus Albus, St Giles-in-the-Fields

December 2015 – Acoustic gig night, Brockley Deli

May 2016 – Brockley Acoustic Mini Music Fest, Brockley Deli